Eventually
the screaming
stopped & an
elephant
emerged from
the bedroom. Then
the
hammering started.
I looked in,
found
him re-
building the bed.
My
eyebrows quizzed
him. Noisy bloody
ele-
phants, he
said. Takes half
the
joy out
of bestiality worrying
what
the neigh-
bours might think.
Friday, February 03, 2006
Just a reminder
of the "deleted sex scene hay(na)ku" competition that Tom Beckett has running
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First thought:
GOOD LORD!
Second thought:
From the persona of Mr. Magoo, yah?
Third thought: she looked down beneath her desk at the litter of crumpled paper balls...
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