Friday, February 03, 2006

Just a reminder

of the "deleted sex scene hay(na)ku" competition that Tom Beckett has running
Eventually
the screaming
stopped & an

elephant
emerged from
the bedroom. Then

the
hammering started.
I looked in,

found
him re-
building the bed.

My
eyebrows quizzed
him. Noisy bloody

ele-
phants, he
said. Takes half

the
joy out
of bestiality worrying

what
the neigh-
bours might think.

1 comment:

EILEEN said...

First thought:

GOOD LORD!

Second thought:

From the persona of Mr. Magoo, yah?

Third thought: she looked down beneath her desk at the litter of crumpled paper balls...